I think I get it now ... and I REALLY like shiny things ...

my person asked if I want to go outside and it it clicked ... outside = walk, walk = pee and poop ! i got a treat when i got back in. ya, this makes sense ... do what they ask and get a treat.

shiny things.

my humans have them all over the house. they make me crazy. i see lights. i see sparkles. i see myself. i just don't get it. i get spoken to if i get too close too. bummer.

even though they have to correct me, life is good. i think i'll keep them.

i am the bomb diggity

my name is otis. at least that is my new name. not sure if i even had a name before the people came and rescued me. now i have a name and a warm place to live. i have my own personal cat to torture and two biddies for sisters. i have new people too. they scratch my belly and ears, talk nice to me and make me wear a thing that covers my manhood. even though i snore and fart, they love me.

i am really into the technology thing. taking pictures of me is ok. i hear the beep and i pose. my person laughs at me. we took these my first night in my house. then i fell asleep.